Jenny in The New Yorker’s Shouts & Murmurs

Can I Borrow That?
The New Yorker‘s Shouts & Murmurs
August 29, 2011

You know how no one’s making kitten heels this year? It’s so weird—last year every shoe was a kitten heel, and now all the heels are like stilts again. I should’ve bought ten pairs. And now I can’t find the one pair I had. I think my cleaning lady took them. So can I borrow your alligator ones? Just put them by your front door in a plastic bag in case it rains. I’ll swing by as soon as I get a minute…read more.