Read Jenny’s piece, “Christian Mingle,” in Issue 4 of Kugelmass, a journal of literary humor. You can buy the print or digital versions here.
To the One Whom God Meant for Me, Greetings! Abundant thanks for clicking on me! I feel certain that in doing so, you are executing God’s plan for both of us, and I can only hope, after telling you a bit about myself, that you will agree.
The fact that you clicked on my “handle” without my having in- cluded a photo of myself tells me that you are almost certainly the kind of person God has planned for me—a person who likewise feels that photographs are Satan’s handiwork, leading to vainglorious sins such as personal grooming. Read more.