Coffee Cake, Anyone?
By Jenny Allen

New on Our Morning Menu!

Espresso Doughnuts
Cake doughnut infused with three shots of espresso. (380 calories)
Try with: Doughnut Espresso
Shot of espresso topped with fresh doughnut batter. (380 calories)

Cocoa “Puffs” Puff pastry with all-cacao custard filling. (610 calories)
Try with: Cream Puff Cocoa
Our classic all-cacao cocoa topped with peppermint whipped cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs. (430 calories)

Cappuccino Whoopie Pie-lets
Three espresso-soaked mini chocolate cakes with cappuccino crème filling. (1380 calories)
Try with: Cakey Cappuccino
Our classic cappuccino, topped with…Read more at The New Yorker’s Culture Desk

March 8, 7pm
March 9, 7:30pm
March 10, 3pm & 8pm
March 11, 3pm

Geva Theatre Center
75 Woodbury Blvd.
Rochester, NY
Geva Theatre Center Box Office Contact and Hours

Phone: (585) 232-GEVA (4382)
Email: boxoffice@gevatheatre.org

Excepting Thanksgiving (November 24), here’s the schedule:
Tuesday – 7pm
Wednesday – 2pm & 8pm
Thursday – 8pm
Friday – 8pm
Saturday – 2pm & 8pm
Sunday – 3pm
Also, there may be an additional 7pm performance on November 6.

You can get tickets for any of these dates at Telecharge.

Venue:
Westside Theatre Downstairs
407 West 43rd Street (Between 9th and 10th Avenues)
New York NY 10036

Running Time is 100 minutes, with no intermission. And it may be inappropriate for 11 and under.

Venue: Kaufmann Concert Hall

Location: Lexington Avenue at 92nd St

Event Code: TF11S71535

More information and tickets available here.

Award-winning comedian and New Yorker humorist Andy Borowitz presents an evening of literary laughter and a look at the new Library of America collection he edited, The Fifty Funniest American Writers—a hilarious collection of American humor writing from Mark Twain and James Thurber to David Sedaris and The Onion.

Borowitz, who has been called “one of the funniest people in America” by CBS News Sunday Morning, will be joined onstage by an all-star cast including Alec Baldwin, Calvin Trillin, Jenny Allen, and more.

You know how no one’s making kitten heels this year? It’s so weird—last year every shoe was a kitten heel, and now all the heels are like stilts again. I should’ve bought ten pairs. And now I can’t find the one pair I had. I think my cleaning lady took them. So can I borrow your alligator ones? Just put them by your front door in a plastic bag in case it rains. I’ll swing by as soon as I get a minute…read more.

The 50 Funniest American Writers, According to Andy Borowitz

In The Fullness of Time

Jenny Allen’s writings appear in Andy Borowitz’s new anthology, The 50 Funniest American Writers, as well as in In The Fullness of Time, an anthology about life after 50. Click on the book covers for more information.